This year my wishlist includes what I’d like others to have, not because I am selfless and giving, but because if these people had what I wish for them, my life would be so much better:
A new shirt for my boss, preferably not pink (he has plenty of those already) and not a pastel color. […]
Lucky Guy Who responds to Husband: What was that? (giggle giggle)
Beatrix Kiddo: What?
LGWRTH: That shaking…trippy…(giggle)
BK: What shook?
LGWRTH: That plant and the whole room actually…You don’t feel it?
BK: Nooo (rolling my eyes towards my pituitary)…it was probably the wind moving the leaves. Anyway as I was saying if you oppose abortion because it’s not natural, how can you […]
If you’ve been reading this blog somewhat faithfully, you probably know that Mr. Burns is currently taking a sabbatical. Which might explain why I don’t have anything to write about. But fear the delayed postings no more for he cannot truly abstain from inflicting pain for an entire month. Damn me.
Last Monday I got a frantic call from the […]
It’s been reported that driving a Prius may cause drivers to put their heads so far up their arses, they might not be able to see the road.
Toyota will swiftly correct this issue by replacing the entire front of the car with glass allowing for a complete view of the road from down there.
PS: Yes, I already […]
The lepers within these gorgeous California mountaintops would be…this rotten venture capital firm.
You see, the creature that calls himself the boss has a certain nauseating reputation within the industry. Case in point: during my attempts to get out of this cage, I have actually had recruiters say: “So, I see you’ve been with Twathead Ventures for three years. How […]
Loony Asinine Managing Entrepreneur: Er, so yes, Breatrix, when is the IT guy coming again?
Beatrix Kiddo: He was here yesterday. What do you need?
LAME: Well, I installed Windows Vista in my computer and now it’s not working properly (fuck me, fuck me, fuck me…people like him should never get a computer. An Etch-a-Sketch should be more than […]
I generally steer clear of giving movie reviews because people’s tastes run the gamut. What it’s completely entertaining to one person is a total bore to another and so on. But…when an entire theater room composed of a cross-section of the populace collectively agrees that what they are watching is a turd wrapped in celluloid, I […]