Demonius: Beaaaatrix…
Beatrix Kiddo: (the bleating of the lambs, never silence here, oh no) Yes, Demonius
D: My computer is acting up. Come here. When I open this (totally experimental beta version of this) software (called Scam-o-centric), the computer freezes up. Look! It seems like it’s thinking (yes, and there are little green men inside that execute all […]
Let me start by saying that I loooooooove Craigslist. It’s the virtual hangout of the community! A place where I’ve found all my apartments, jobs, things to do during the weekend, tacky and duct-taped (but free!) furniture, friends, and on and on. My only pet peeve with it is when I try to sell some stuff.
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Drama is not only when the size-2-wearing-skinny-bitch at your favorite designer store tells you the dress you oh so desperately need to try on “doesn’t come in your size” while giving you a once-over that lingers on your hip area for 3 seconds too long.
Now, just because I work in a sausage fest, doesn’t mean I have no drama. […]
A while back I posted “10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong.” Everyone got the joke. Including my gay friends. And by my gay friends, I mean, San Francisco, including the whole parade…
For the little people who flunked Reading (and Sarcasm) 101, the purpose of the post was to ridicule the absurd reasons that people put forth […]
It seems all my friends, acquantainces, coworkers, etc. have profiles on one or all of the online prostitution friendship service mediums like MySpace.
Confession in 5 4 3 2 1: I’m a narcissist. I always score high on those tests. To give you an idea, Napoleon scored two points less than me. That’s how mentally superior I […]
Idiot Idiot Idiot: Beatrix, have you done anything about the stains on the carpet?
Beatrix Kiddo: (insert WTF face) Err, no. Was I supposed to?
III: Well, there are these black stains all over the office. I don’t know what they are
BK: (Uh, perhaps you made them when you came back from running outside on the rainiest […]
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Cheap Suit Ill Tie Combo: Hi, my name is Earl and I would like to see the person who makes decisions about your services
Beatrix Kiddo: Oh, that’s strange Earl because I don’t have you in the calendar. Do you have an appointment?
CSITC: Err, not really but if could just see the person in charge of..
BK: Are […]
Retarded Clump of Cells: Beatrix, what’s my personal e-mail address?
Beatrix Kiddo: It’s ignoramus@drainyourspirit.com
RCC: Uh, but where would I go to check my e-mail?
Gee, I don’t know, may I suggest you stick to practicing your penmanship because you have absolutely no business sitting in front of a computer.
Little boy and little girl in bicycles approach me as I’m walking my gorgeous dog.
Future Leech of Society: What kind of dog is that?
Beatrix Kiddo: That would be a pit bull
FLOSL: So cute….uh…she’s so cute…so cute…so cute…very cute…look how cute
Goddess in Training: Ryan, it’s actually a he. Come here doggy (she proceeds to pet him the […]