I’m mostly ok physically after my encounter yesterday with humankind’s Public Enemy #1 but I’m sure the mental scars will take a long time to heal…
The beast ran up to me as I was walking my dog yesterday. Mind you my dog is a pretty beefy looking pit bull but that didn’t deter the monster […]
It’s that time of the year when medical insurance companies wield their collective cock of corporate greed, and decide that they could use another $300 billion in net profits for the coming year…while holding their gnarly looking dorks in their hands.
They turn around to employers everywhere and say “teehee, we’re raising the fees 125%, again.” Companies in […]
are reproducing, and as well all know, nothing good can come out of that. Indirector’s wife, a.k.a. Stripe, is with child. This can only work one of two ways for me…
On one hand, he could be one of those super involved responsible loving fathers that puts family above work. I would never see him again and […]
If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor a go watch The 300 which should be handed the Oscar for Badass Movie of the Decade.
Basically it chronicles the story the battle of Thermopylae which was fought by 300 Spartan warriors (and a bunch of others who were not Spartans and therefore not important). Cool things:
1. […]
Yesterday I was watching Man vs Wild featuring Bear Grylls.
So his name is Bear, he is scorchingly hot, has a British accent, a suave demeanor, and can survive in the wild (any climate mind you). I don’t know him personally but if he is a good listener and remembers birthdays that proves once and for all […]
So here I am at my job. What is it that I do here? I don’t have any fucking idea. Technically, I should be mostly arranging meetings and smiling a lot.
However, I’ve found that it mainly involves a lot of post-its, a mindnumbing amount of paper (in the electronic age we are not) in need of signatures […]
Chief Financial Ox: Ayyyyyy. Beatrix I have an IT emergency. Ayyyy
Beatrix Kiddo: Yes? (cocked eyebrow ready to fire)
CFO: Everything under my favorites is gone. Gone! When is the IT guy coming by?
BK: He was here yesterday and upgraded all your software. Are you sure they are gone?
CFO: Yes, there’s nothing. Give me his phone number! […]