A while ago I was entrusted with the task of buying a special tea for his Royal Highness. His uppity ass heard somewhere about this very exclusive tea that only the greatest connoiseurs of tea would drink. And so I bought two bags of Lapsang Cheusong for him.
It is described as a top quality black […]
Beatrix Kiddo: Let me have a tall skinny mocha with no whipped cream, half the mocha, hold the foam, 72º Celcius (for JAP of course) and three shots of espresso (for me of course).
Teen in Training: Certainly. Can I get your name?
BK: It is Beatrix
TIT: (Puzzled look, pen and cup suspended in mid air) I’m […]
Rosemary’s Baby Momma: Hiiii Beatriffff (10am and already drunk), JAP wants me to organize the holiday dinner
Beatrix Kiddo: Great (fucking great, last year we got to eat at her husband’s hunting club, basically the creepiest place in the Bay Area, complete with velvet curtains, animal heads, and old geezers in camouflage pants talking about their […]