Time Thief: Beaaaaatrix
Beatrix Kiddo: Yes (insert obligatory eye roll here)
TT: I need you to do something very important
BK: Sure (ooooh, exciting!, I bet this time I’ll get a project more intellectually stimulating that slicing your bananas in rectangles)
TT: Well, I want to find a guy…
BK: Mkay (OMG OMG is he coming out of the closet to me?!)
TT: […]
Of all the things I have to do at my job, the one I hate the most is Instant Messaging.
I hate how Incubus sends me an email to turn my IM on when he is in the office two steps away from me.
I despise how Incubus sends me obscure questions and expects instant answers.
I hate […]
I found this gem in craigslist and had to share.
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To the guy doing my wife:
You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed […]
Actually, I just found out that sometimes it matters a lot.
JAP: Beatrix, call the orthopedical shop and ask him if he received my custom knee brace
Off I go into my soon to be proven continuance of JAP’s eternal quest to chip away at my allotted existential time in this planet.
Beatrix Kiddo: Hi, could you please […]