time thief
Time Thief: Beaaaaatrix
Beatrix Kiddo: Yes (insert obligatory eye roll here)
TT: I need you to do something very important
BK: Sure (ooooh, exciting!, I bet this time I’ll get a project more intellectually stimulating that slicing your bananas in rectangles)
TT: Well, I want to find a guy…
BK: Mkay (OMG OMG is he coming out of the closet to me?!)
TT: This guy works at Joke Equity Partners and I need his bio but I can’t find it anywhere
BK: Did you check their website?
TT: Well no, I thought I’d first check Google
BK: I’d do that only if his company’s website doesn’t already have it
TT: Well but look here, how strange, if you search his name in Google it seems that he went to Yale and then he went to and ad agency? look look here
BK: Yes I see, but I insist…
TT: Well you do this Google search, you may have to piece his story together. Oh and he’ll be here in 5 minutes and I’d need his bio before then
BK: Why would I…Forget it. Yes, I’ll do the search
1 minute later
BK: Here’s the bio. I also attached it to his V-card so you always have access to it (and also can choke on it often)
TT: Oh, how did you get it so fast?
BK: I went to his company’s website…
TT: But I thought I told you…
BK: Which I found through Google, wouldn’t you know? (idiot from hell)
TT: Excellent!
Twat, 15 minutes of my life that I will never get back
