Archive for May, 2008

you got served

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Incubus got the envelope!!! The one from the IRS that is. The one that says “you’re being audited.” Break out the cymbals, this is the beginning of the end!
Of course in his mind (you know…the one floating over cloud 9) he is not the one being audited. The company is. Riiiiight, because that is the […]

added to the job description - valet parking attendant

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Stupid LP: Hello, I’m here to meet with Time Thief and company
Beatrix Kiddo: Sure, please come in to the conference room. I’ll go get the partners…In the meantime, would you care for a beverage?
SLP: Thank you, I’m ok. Can I ask you a question about the parking?
Fucking ay. Gentlemen place your bets: will the stupid […]

flight to neverland

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Time Thief: Beaaaaatrix, can you call United?
Beatrix Kiddo: Sure, what for?
TT: I don’t like the seats they assigned. Change them per the usual and make sure they know that we are traveling with the baby
BK: (I pressume so that they can assign a stewardess to fetch clean diapers…idiot) Right, there’s a slight problem with the […]