It’s no secret that TwatHead Ventures is the most unsuccessful venture capital firm that ever was. Odds are pretty high that if we (and by we, I mean they) fund it, whatever venture it happens to be, it will end as a catastrophic failure.
To put it in perspective, if THV would have funded Google, Yahoo’s […]
Incubus has confided in me that he wants to give his wife a nice 40th birthday gift. Does he think I’m all that trustworthy? Nope, he just wants me to organize the whatever it is he wants to do for her. Blimey.
The plan is to take her camping to Yellowstone National Park. With the baby… […]
The ocassion: Company’s non-denominational holiday dinner
The location: The ghastly hunting club that gives everyone the creeps (…plus food poisoning)
The guests: All the slaves employees, the bosses, and their idiot wives (and this time around also their kids…kids!)
Now, Incubus and Succubus have a penchant for doing seating arrangements because they swear that they are the ultimate authority […]
You gotta give it to Incubus’ evil genius. He has single handedly come up with the solution for not paying high prices at the pump.
Incubus wants to be good to the environment (this can also be interpreted as “I’m a cheap asshole and the Prius savings cockamamie story has yet to actually made a difference […]