Archive for July, 2008

the hard drive exchange

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

All things have a place in the universe. They also have laws. For example, a predator is a carnivore. Law of nature. My dog licks his balls. Bam! Law of nature. Incubus is a scamming thief. Law of motherfucking nature.
Time Thief: So Beatrix my laptop broke  
Beatrix Kiddo: (eye roll square) What is this? The 17th laptop? Are […]

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ridiculous request #2899

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Time Thief: Beatrix, could you make a note to tell the building that the window in my office looks dirty from the outside?
Beatrix Kiddo: (munching through inhaling lunch) Hmmm…what?
TT: Yes, it’s totally messy. I’d like them to clean it up
BK: Sure (I’ll put it in the bin of “it never will happen”)
This deranged lunatic expects the […]

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