about yours truly
I’m engaged in forced labor as an executive assistant among the confines of a venture capital firm. Make that, a disgraceful firm.
My goal at this place is to get paid the most for the least amount of work. If we factor that I usually put in 1 hour of work every day (the rest of the time I spend doodling and looking busy), in essence I make about $200/hr. I rule.
I hope my insidious yet poignant business insights convince you that there is absolutely nothing worth your time in this bloody field and that indeed sometimes the grass is not always greener on the other side.
After reading my page, you’ll most likely come to the conclusion that I’m the ruler of the galaxy and therefore will want to marry me. At present, I can’t accommodate any more infants as I have enough with the mate and the dog.
He who wins the corporate rat race, is still a rat.