It is the most unwatchable film ever. Well, that and The Million Dollar Hotel. Regurgitators!
Anyway, so Alexander is about the life of the self proclaimed king of all…err…regions. The problem begins with the casting. Colin Farrell is Alexander. Or should I say, he’s NOT. He is to kings what grapes are to filing cabinets. Lunatic […]
If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor a go watch The 300 which should be handed the Oscar for Badass Movie of the Decade.
Basically it chronicles the story the battle of Thermopylae which was fought by 300 Spartan warriors (and a bunch of others who were not Spartans and therefore not important). Cool things:
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I generally steer clear of giving movie reviews because people’s tastes run the gamut. What it’s completely entertaining to one person is a total bore to another and so on. But…when an entire theater room composed of a cross-section of the populace collectively agrees that what they are watching is a turd wrapped in celluloid, I […]
I wasn’t going to start my blog by bitching but the recent Hollywood events have given me no choice.
Brokeback Mountain didn’t win the Oscar for Best Motion Picture. Instead it went to Crash which was, well, a major crash. It is basically the same old movie about fate and our racial differences. Yawn…and, oh yes, it is […]